i KiSs...i mean, KICK you goodbye

diba it's the inner beauty that counts?

bakit ganon? pumanget na nga yon, nalaman pang panget din pala ang ugali non!?

LEGAL FLiRTiNG

i have NEVER flirted in my whole entire life!

haha! kidding! of course i did. pero not flirting as in 'FLIRTING"! onti lang...

anyway, i went to my friend's house yesterday to do a project which i do not want to talk about because i am so damn tired of it! back to my story. me and a couple of my friends went to Gen's house. we stopped at the bakery to see someone named Mr. Baker. but un fortunately, Mr.Baker was not there and we had to go na. suddenly, Dave came and he asked us if he could come with us together with Anaceto. course we said yes.

we are SOCIAL people. (is there a thing such as this? cause people are really SOCIAL creat'res...)

so, we took a bus. lalalal...we all sang. Dave and Anaceto took off the bus. we went straight to Gen's house. we waited for Dave there. and at last after 13 reincarnations, he came. aba! at pumorma pa ang damuho! anyway.

Dave is a FLIRT person.

he flirted with one of my friends. haha! flirted.flirted.flirted. FLIRTED!

he is a certified FLIRTER.
kung maysex guru, meron na ring flirt guru ngayon.

goddamn it! if you saw him flirting...ohhhh...i tell you, you might want to kick his most-sensitive part cause i did, want to kick him i mean. i didnt kick his most sensitive part. ano ko? KABAYO?

K-4C

Virus Information Discovery Date: 06/01/1993 Origin: Sweden or The Netherlands Length: 737 Bytes Type: Virus SubType: File Infector Minimum DAT: 4002 (12/02/1998) Updated DAT: 4002 (12/02/1998) Minimum Engine: 4.1.60 Description Added: 06/15/1993 Description Modified: 06/15/1993 12:00 AM (PT)
Virus Characteristics: K-4C is a memory resident, file infecting virus. K-4C is a later version of the K-4B virus.
Symptoms The following text strings are encrypted within the K-4C virus:
"K-4C VIRUS by K"hntark*.COM"
"????????COM"
Files infected with the K-4C virus have a file length increase of 737 bytes. The virus is located at the end of the file. The file's date and time are not altered.

Removal Instructions All Users : Script,Batch,Macro and non memory-resident:
Use current engine and DAT files for detection and removal.
PE,Trojan,Internet Worm and memory resident :
Use specified engine and DAT files for detection. To remove, boot to MS-DOS mode or use a boot diskette and use the command line scanner:
SCANPM /ADL /CLEAN /ALL
Additional Windows ME/XP removal considerations
Users should not trust file icons, particularly when receiving files from others via P2P clients, IRC, email or other mediums where users can share files.
AVERT Recommended Updates :
* Office2000 Updates
* Malformed Word Document Could Enable Macro to Run Automatically (Information/Patch )
* scriptlet.typelib/Eyedog vulnerability patch
* Outlook as an email attachment security update
* Exchange 5.5 post SP3 Information Store Patch 5.5.2652.42 - this patch corrects detection issues with GroupShield
It is very common for macro viruses to disable options within Office applications for example in Word, the macro protection warning commonly is disabled. After cleaning macro viruses, ensure that your previously set options are again enabled

HAHA! sabi sa inyo puro virus na nasa utak ko ehh!

POchAng BohAy toooohhhh!

AAAaaaarrrrr....maya maya lang, magiging henyo na ko sa computer virus!

ayoko ng sabihin kung bakit...nittatamad ako right now...visit niyo na alng this other blog...

http://hagdanan.blogspot.com

this is my friend's blog and right now, we're both in a very tragic...TRAGIC...situation. so please bear with us. i just can't help feeling angry.

i am such a nincompoop! (for better comprehension, please visit the dictionary)

let me tell you a tale about a girl who screwed up.

this girl, one day, was with her two ""lovable"" friends and the three of them were about to ride on a bus to go to "Fairyland". this girl im talking about was chatting with one of her friends. she was telling him about the prince she really liked.

sometime later,a bus stopped in front of them and they got into it. they settled themselves comfortably in the middle of the bus. this girl was still telling her friend of how excited she was because the prince was paired with her on a dance.

her friend on the other hand was very excited for her too...

then this girl, because she has no more to say, stop talking...

WHEN suddenly...(suspense music please!)

she saw a lady in sitting in front of her friend. the girl looked at the lady's dress. it looked so familiar to her... as if the lady's dress was like a PRINCESS' dress! THE PRINCESS! the older sis of the prince!

"Oh no, she heard me talking about her brother! @#%*&@#!"

and so the girl stood up and jumped out of the window of the bus and landed into a pile of fresh eggplants.

and the girl, didn't know where to go.

END!

kinda dum huh?

SwEeT ThAnGs...

sa totoo lang...di ako mahilig sa mga sweet na tao...yoko ng malambing. i dont know why pero somehow naiirita ako or naiilang pag ganon ang isang tao sakin.

pero siempre hindi mo pa rin maaalis ang pagkababae ko noh!!! kahit papaano'y may mga bagay rin namang kinakikiligan ko!!!

let ME enumerate them to you:

1.)kung sakaling merong taong may gusto sayo or mahal ka nung taong yon, kikiligin ako kung sa buong neighborhood mo, pupuntahan niya nang isa-isa yung mga bahay tapos ipapahayag niya sa may-ari nung bahay na yon na mahal ka niya or may gusto siya sayo!

2.)if ever HE will kiss you, gusto ko sa noo

3.)pag nagsabi siya ng i love you, gusto ko tagalog. yun bang "mahal kita..." yoko ng i love you...parang hindi sincere...

4.)kung magbibigay siya sayo ng gift, yoko nung makakain...yoko ng teddy bear at roses...yoko ng chocolates...basta kahit ano, wag lang yung mga nabanggit saka much better kung hindi binili pero pinaghirapan... :)

5.)dapat makayanan niyang pumunta sa bahay niyo kahit lam niyang strict or masungit ang parents mo...(haarrr...di gaya ng iba dyan...)

6.)gusto ko sa lalake,lolokohin ka ng lolokohin pero pag napahamak ka siya agad yung pupunta para sayo!!!

marami pang iba pero kung Valentine's Day gusto ko ganto lang:

"Kiarra, Happy Valentine's Day!!!" ngiti lang ng isang tao, okay na sakin!!! basta from the heart!!! :)

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE!!!!

Big Mouth Syndrome,DO YOU HAVE IT?

grabe! galing kaming Cavite yesterday. tapos, nung pauwi na kami, sumakay kami ng bus. then sumunod samin eh isang Aleng nakapula...

everything was normal until...

umandar yung bus tapos biglang pumreno...talsik kami...(slight...)

eh ang masama pa nito eh maraming dalang napamalengke yung Ale! edi nagkandatalsik talsik yung mga pinamili niya.

tapos biglang----"rakatak-rakatak-rakatak!"

sermon ng sermon yung Ale! Josko! at simula Cavite hanggang Noveleta, daldal ng daldal yung Ale. ayus na sana...kaya lang yung driver, meron ding BMS! tsk-tsk! ngayon ko lang nalaman na kahit papaano eh meron ding palang mga lalakeng madaldal!

anyway...true to life yan. ang Aleng nakapula at ang Driver ay parehong may BMS or Big Mouth Syndrome.

pano malalamang meron ka nito? sino ang prone sa sydrome na ito? pwede ba itong mapigilan at kung oo, paano ba?

eto ang mga symptoms nang BMS
1) overproduction of saliva. dahil palagi kang dumadaldal, ang hormones natin ay nire-release para i-stimulate ang salivary glands to produce more saliva. if this does not occur, DMS or Dry Moputh Syndrome will take place.