baka nagalet...hihi

kung nababa niya naman 'to...alam mo na nanaman kung sino ka diba?

hehe...trip lang pong mam-bhelat...joke lang naman po yun! tumawa naman po kayo diba?

hehe...ayus ba?

mukang wala yata akong kausap ah...

ANACETOHHH?!

ang post na ito ay dedicated para lang kay Anaceto...kaya wala ng mag-aangkin pa sa post na ito! okey!?

akin munang ipakikilala sa inyo si Anaceto...

(xylophone playing...)

si Anaceto ay ang kaklase kong weirdo tulad ko. palagi siyang napapansin ni Miss Anne Asug. di ko mawari ang dahilan kung bakit. basta.

sumikat lang siya nung nalasing yan kina KArina!

simula non, lasing na siya palagi!!! hehe!

masarap kasama yan...si Anaceto. daig pa niyan ang tropang T.A.S.B. at A.B.N.O. (wag ka ng umisip ng acronym...abno lang talaga yan...)

galeeng mag-magic!!! hehe...galing pa sumayaw...galing umisip ng joke!!! a vasta.

A- Athenean
N- Number one sa puso ni ----- at ------
A- Amazing sa magic
C- Cut- (sorry...may error pag may 'E' eh...hehe)
E- eto na lang yung 'E'
T- Tama'y malakas!
O- Out,standing sa time ni Miss Anne...hehe!

oh man! patapos nanaman ang school year!?

isn't it weird that when it's summer, we're longing for school and when there's school we long for a vacation?

what is the problem with us PIPOL!?

i suggest we have school every monday,tuesday,thursday and saturday. para di naman nakakasawa ang school diba? di bale, pagdating ng panahon, gagawa ako ng school na kahit kelan, pwede kang pumasok pero may required time ka na mabuo. for example, in one school year, you need to complete the required time...say about...3000 hours. in one school year, you need to spend 3000 hours in school, studying. you can do it anytime between the beginning of June and by the end of March. o diba? pwede na rin no?

pero minsan...malungkot rin ang bakasyon...lalo na dun sa may mga crush sa school...uuuyyy....sino kaya yon? JOYCE? ay,o,mm...

haha...joke lang po doggie!!!

pero...masarap talaga kapag Sunday. kasi...ano...yung...may...chiklet...!

and if i were given a chance to vote, i'd vote for Mcdo because he has a green underwear.

SINONG MCDO?! yung orihinal...hindi yung look-alike lang!!!

yureh-yureh! hahahaha!!! hindi ako nagsasawa dyan!!!!

sa susunod na yung book!

~HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARINA!~

who does she think she is anyway?

hi guys! i haven't told you anything about this girl...a girl...,no?

well, i dont know her by name but her face seems familiar to me. anyway, it's like this kasi. i see her most of the time when moi and my friends walk home from school. so one time, i saw her...she was playing a guitar. when i passed by her i glanced at her (i dont know why but i am sure i did not do it intentionally) then i saw her looking at me too and her face was like telling me something. she had the 'look-i-can-play-the-guitar-how-about-you?-look'

AND so i ran into her. snatched the guitar from her and played all the songs i know. the spotlight was on me. after that, everyone around was cheering for me. after that, i gave her the 'yes-i-can-play-the-guitar-have-a-prob-with-that?-look' THEN, i smashed her guitar. "IN YOUR FACE!!!" i screamed.

THAT was what i wanna do. but being a very mature person, i just looked away let her live into her fantasy that I, mS.goLdFish, cannot play the guitar but actually can. haha!

sometimes, i just wish i could bring my guitar to her and play my songs right in front of her face. then she would drop her jaw...literally....in amazement.

AND SHE WOULD NEVER BRAG TO ME AGAIN ABOUT HER, PLAYING THE GUITAR.

what a very happy ending. i wish she could read this. and hopefully, if she can, i'd say to her

"IN YOUR FACE! WHITE SASQUATCH!" i'd laugh hysterically then say "just joking. you have a pretty face but your bragging makes it 'not pretty'."

who is she kidding anyway? and who does she think she is anyway? Ms. I Can PLay The Guitar Better Than You?

one thing i gotta say.

ASA!

lumipad mga 2nd year! lumipad kayo!

alam kong matinding pagsasanay ang ginawa at gagawin pa natin para sa tsiring kompetisyon kaya naman...mag-i-introduction ako sa Nicole 2!!!

i am positively sure na MAS maganda talaga at kilig ang Nicole 2
!!!

kung ang 1 eh "Most Romantic Sporstfest Ever", ang 2 naman ay

"A Summer Heartbreak"

oo yung title, masasagot na yung pinaka-storya ng 'story'!

see, ganto yan...yung mom ni Nicole, pupunta ng New York para ayusin ang problem sa business nila doon. so, walang aakyat kay Nicole sa stage kaya si Charlie na lang yung aakyat sa kanya...supposed to be, makikita ni Nicole si Gerard (kapatid ni Cassandra)na may kasamang babae at malalaman na gf yun ni Gerard at malulungkot si Nicole...pero hindi yun natuloy...eto ang mangyayari sa Graduation Day!

sasgutin ni Nicole si Flip at malalaman niya na kung sino ang secret admirer niya.

bago yung graduation, makikilala ni Nicole si Angelicca, stepdaughter ng Aunt niya. magiging close sila...

tapos...magkakaroon ng date sina Nicole at Flip...take note...romantic yung mangyayari doon..

then...pagkauwi nila, magkikita si Flip at Angelicca who by the way is called Pam. malalaman na lang ni Nicole na may 'history' pala sina Flip at PAm...

the rest is for you to read...

TeHaMiNgO!!!

Woohoo!!!!

Sophies here, Sophies there...ahhhhh!!!!! SOPHIES!!!!

YaY!!!

i suck and you bang

sarap mag sak-bang!

for you guys who dont know what this is, it's simply a game. this game is just like hide and seek the only difference is that the seeker will need to say " bang >name of the person he found<. and then those who hide should suck the seeker.

anyway...una niyan, we were playin yung naka-blindfold tapos hahanapin ng taya yung mga kasama niya...yun. then my friend Joyce said that we should play sak-bang. pumayag naman kami. then, my brother Paolo, came to join us. next came Nico. tapos, sina Van Dick na at Joseph. we were getting so sweaty na so we changed clothes. pagbalik namin, lahat na ng boys na nandun sa school eh sumali. this time, sikyo base na yung laro! (for more info about sikyo base, go to my archives. ..meron dun...September yata or October...)

i was enjoying the game so much. takbo ako...nakita ko si Don...paparating na!!! tsk,tsk...takbo ako eh! (you'll know why if you see him...hehe kojicub!)

anyway...yung isa kong friend, si Cheewee needed to go home na...so ayun...natapos na ang sikyo base!

that's all!!!

MaSaRaP mAnG-iNiS!!

may ikukwento ako sa inyo.

may isa kasi akong friend, sabi niya sakin i-text ko daw yung number na ibibigay niya sakin. being her friend, i said yes and i was in the mood to make fun of people!!

una, i texted:

"kw b c -------?"

after a century, nagreply na:

"hu u" (oo walang question mark...tsktsk)

after a milisecond, nagreply ako:

"clsm8 m q nung kinder at nursery.."

after a decade, nagreply na rin ulit:

"cno k nga kc yoko ng nilo2ko me"

after a second, sabi ko:

"eh kw nga muna b c -------? d kta niloloko"

after 2 millenniums (teka, tma b spelling?):

"put*ngina cno k nga ha"

sabi ko agad:

"natouch ako s cnb mo" (ano xa dun!? barado na...)

sabi niya:

"leche k. nde ako mgrrply hanggt d m cnsb kung cno k hyup k" (as if im desperate for his reply...mananalo b ko ng isang million kung magreply xa?!)

sabi ko nman:

"same to you. hapi new year nga pala. bagong taon, bagong buhay. mgcmba k n lng sa sunday pra s mga cnb mong d mgndang words. pinapatwad n kta." (patay tayo dyan...! barado nanaman.)

and i lived happily ever after while he lived hating me! haha!

-END-

gusto niyo bang mabaliw?

puntahan niyo lang tong blog na to:

http://kakaibangtao.blogspot.com

pramees talaga mababaliw kayo dyan!!!!

anyway...tomorrow will be the start ng aming cheering practice. hindi na ko makapghintay!!!

i feel like peeing everytime i hear the word 'cheering'!!!!

woohoo!!! para bang nagrerelease na ng epinephrine ang aking katawan...

WAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tumataas nanaman ang level ng fighting spirit ko!!! hay naku...pagbigyan niyo na ko. ganyan talaga ko. i become very hyper when i am looking forward to something i really like!!!!

sige. 'lis na muna ko!

bubay!

SouL GoddesS cuming!

Pumunta ako sa Quizilla...at ako DAW ang soul goddess!!!

YIPEY!

wala...eto..Saturday nanaman...bukas magsisimba na ko!!! yey! hmm...wala lang...yun na lang muna kasi wala pa akong maiisip na itatype eh! sige...until next time! hihi

VISIT

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THANKS!

guess what time is it?

grabe!

DO you know kung anong oras ako nagising?
5:00 A.M.

not enough early for you,eh?

i slept at about...
11:00 P.M.

okay...so it's not that early---but still, i'm sleepy pa.

anyway...the only reason why i woke up this early is to research something about 'hardware components'. i've already made some research but i looked for 'computer hardware'. so, thinking that tese two are different things...i woke up this early to make a research. i mean, what was i thinking?!

of course hardware components and computer hardeware ARE alike!

the search results i got are just the same!

okay so...that's all about it. but thanks to this hardware component, i had a chance to post! hehe!!

oh yeahhh...i have a story to tell you!!! it's a true to life story.

Son: Pa, nakapunta na ba tayong EDSA?

Father: Oo.

Son: Yun ba yung papunta tayong Rockwell?

Father: Oo. (subo ng rice at ulam)

Son: (subo ng rice at ulam) EDSA pala yun?

Father: Oo nga.

(kain lang ng kain. after 15 seconds...)

Son: EDSA pala yun no?

Father: Oo nga...(nanginginig na ang mga mata)

(kain uli.sarap. hmmm. after 15.847543 seconds...)

Son: nakapunta na pala ako ng EDSA.(sabi sa sarili)

Father: Oo nga! kanina ka pa ah!(mag-aapoy ang buhok at tatalsik ang nginunguyang pagkain) ang kulit mo ah! baka gusto mong wag ka nang kumain? aking na yang hotdog mo!(kukunin ang hotdog) kanina po 'tong lalakeng 'to!

*Note: yan ang SAGOT ng Tatay. pero tignan niyo yung sabi nung anak. nagTANONG ba?

Son: ???

-End of Story-

MORAL LESSON: wag sumagot kung hindi naman tinatanong.

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husband: asarap asun abathing adito! ahooo!
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man#1: pare! tumayo ka dyan...nasobrahan ka na yata sa inom.
man#2: pare teka...ntusok ako ng cactus...pare nakakapit sakin pare! hindi ako makatayo!
Ha! kala mo maloloko mo ko!? hindi naman talaga natutumba ang leaning tower Pisa eh! bakit mo pa hinahawakan?!

Pasensya p0h....!

hi guys! soory if i wasn't able to greet you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year...it's just that i became so busy this last few weeks...anyways...

mErRy ChRiStMaS

& a

HaPpY nEw YeAr!!!